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The Twelve Days of Team Fortress 2 Christmas
On the first day of Chistmas, Engineer gave to me;
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the second day of Christmas, the Sniper gave to me;
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the third day of Christmas, the Heavy gave to me;
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Medic gave to me;
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Soldier gave to me;
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Demoman gave to me;
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Pyro gave to me;
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the opponents gave to me;
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the BLU Spy gave to me;
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Engies gave to me;
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the RED Scout gave to me;
Eleven Force-a-Nature's,
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the server gave to me;
Twelve Spys back-stabbing,
Eleven Force-a-Nature's,
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the first day of Chistmas, Engineer gave to me;
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the second day of Christmas, the Sniper gave to me;
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the third day of Christmas, the Heavy gave to me;
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Medic gave to me;
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Soldier gave to me;
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Demoman gave to me;
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Pyro gave to me;
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the opponents gave to me;
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the BLU Spy gave to me;
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Engies gave to me;
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the RED Scout gave to me;
Eleven Force-a-Nature's,
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the server gave to me;
Twelve Spys back-stabbing,
Eleven Force-a-Nature's,
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
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"I'm f-freezing..." The muttered words escaped Scout as he curled up in the corner of the small log cabin, trying to preserve warmth.
"Why didn't you wear a jacket?" Sniper asked clearly irritated with the younger male's grumbling. He was nice and warm in his heavy coat, something that Scout didn't have.
"Because I d-don't have one, duh! I'm a f-frickin' Scout, jackets n'shit just slow m-me down! An' anyways, I'm usually too h-hot from running in this f-fucking snow to need a j-jacket."
"Why didn't you borrow one then?" Sniper asked, a man of obvious questions.
"I t-tried! None a' the o-others have s-spares..." He mumbled, curling his kne
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To the team,
By the time you find this, you'll have figured out where I got off to, I’m sure. You’re probably trying not to talk about it, trying to forget I was ever there if you can, and reading a letter from me isn’t helping matters. I don’t blame you for that; you’ve got no reason to think kindly of me. But regardless of how you feel about it, you need to know why I left. This letter isn’t an excuse; it’s a warning.
I don’t know specifics about your situations, but when Miss Pauling came to me with that clipboard of hers I wasn’t in a position to turn her down. Iȁ
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Medic sat with his back to the door and watched the sun set over the horizon. It had been one of those rare, quiet days that one rarely got in the face of the ferocity of war. They had called a standstill for one reason or another, and he had spent the day in his lab, working to improve his technique. He didn't know what had drawn him outside; maybe it was a sound, or a breeze, or even the slight scent of something, but he had come to the back door just in time to see the sun set. The golden orb threw off orange and yellow rays, bathing the distant mountains in a halo glow. As the sun slowly slid behind the cover of the mountains, the wa
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This whole travesty was inspired by listening to the voice chat on a Team Fortress 2 server belonging to a clan I'm trying to join. I overheard the line 'Four Snipers Sniping', or something like that, and thus, this idea was born.
I'm trying to do a comic version of this as well.
I'm trying to do a comic version of this as well.
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Aw man this makes me laugh