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The 12 Days of TF2 Christmas

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The Twelve Days of Team Fortress 2 Christmas


On the first day of Chistmas, Engineer gave to me;
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the second day of Christmas, the Sniper gave to me;
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the third day of Christmas, the Heavy gave to me;
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Medic gave to me;
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Soldier gave to me;
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Demoman gave to me;
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Pyro gave to me;
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the opponents gave to me;
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the BLU Spy gave to me;
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Engies gave to me;
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the RED Scout gave to me;
Eleven Force-a-Nature's,
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping,
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the server gave to me;
Twelve Spys back-stabbing,
Eleven Force-a-Nature's,
Ten Teleporters,
Nine Cloak-and-Daggers,
Eight Heavys spawn-camping
Seven Snipers sniping,
Six Sticky Bombs,
Five Rocket Jumps,
Four Ubercharges,
Three Sandviches,
Two Jarates, and
A Dispenser and a Sentry.
This whole travesty was inspired by listening to the voice chat on a Team Fortress 2 server belonging to a clan I'm trying to join. I overheard the line 'Four Snipers Sniping', or something like that, and thus, this idea was born.

I'm trying to do a comic version of this as well.
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RainbowStr8ghtJacket's avatar
Aw man this makes me laugh