I'm not normally in the habit of doing these, but this one seemed quite fun, so I, Minato Namikaze the Fourth HOkage, shall give it a spin too.

Think of the first 9 people members that come to your mind and answer the questions about them. (What I've done instead is think of the characters I play as most on Ultimate Ninja Storm, and I'm making the perhaps incorrect assumption that we have to answer this in character)

1: Sasuke
2: Naruto
3: Rock Lee
4: Neji
5: Temari
6: Kimimaro
7: Itachi
8: Tenten
9: Hinata

Q: Have you ever kissed 7?
No, and I don't really plan to.

Q: What's the best memory you have of 1?
Ummm...Watching him throw up after eating FAR too much at Tazuna the bridge builder's house

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 2?
The next time he's manipulated into attempting to break that seal...I shall appear in his head.

Q: How did you meet 9?
Watching Naruto's interactions with her...

Q: Has number 8 ever been to your house?
No; I'm dead.

Q: Have you seen 9 in the last month?
No

Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you?
Ummm, no...I'm Naru's dead dad

Q: When was the last time you saw 6?
In the Soul Society, like the rest of us dead pepople

Q: Have you ever been to 1's house?
No

Q: When's the last time you saw 5?
Can't remember, actually...

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 3?
Nope

Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 6?
Nope.

Q: What do you and number 5 talk about the most?
We don't talk really...you know, me being dead and all.

Q: Do you even know 7?
Nope, but he arrived in the Soul Society a bit back

Q: Are you in love with number 1?
Hell no!

Q: Do you know a secret about number 8?
No.

Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5.
I'm not sure if they even know each other well.

Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 4?
Uhhhhh...We're both serious pepole ( O_o )

Q: Have you ever danced with number 3?
No, but I'm sure if we did that would be entertaining

Q: How long have you known number 2?
Naruto's my son, you'd expect me to know him all my life, but I knew him for a day (Then I died ) and then I popped up in his head 16 years later...It's a strange world we live in

Q: Have you ever been into a fight with 8?
No, but I doubt her weapons could reach me - I'm not the Yellow Flash for nothing

Q: Would 3 and 6 make a good couple?
No - that's Yaoi gone wrong

Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face?
Once - when he tried to break the seal.

Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother?
No.

Q: How did you meet number 6?
when he died and ended up in the Soul Society, like me.

Q: What would happen if you put 1 and 7 in a room together?
You really, REALLY don't want to do that. Especially if you haven't got house insurance. They'd quite easily destroy many buildings in the vincinity

Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5?
No, she's much younger and smaller than me. Plus, I'm a Kage - it wouldn't be a fair fight

Q: What is the best memory you have with number 3?
Watching him and Guy doing handstand laps around the village.

Q: Do you live close to 7?
He's moved into a small house near me in the Rukon district of the Soul Society.

Q: What is number 2's favourite food?
RAMEN

Q: Out of all 9, which one would you say is the funniest?
Lee. He can be quite naive sometimes.

Q: Who is the most flirtatious?
Temari - ummm I'd say it's beacuse of the miniskirt and low cut top.

Q: If you could change one thing about number 4, what would it be?
uhhhh...his 'destiny' talks, perhaps

Q: Say something nice about number 2
I know he will become a fine Hokage one day. Just like me

Q: Which one lives the farthest away?
All the ones who are alive still.

Q: The quietest?
Hinata, or Itachi. He doesn't really speak much.

Q: What kind of car does number 1 have?
He doesn't?

Q: Have you traveled anywhere with number 2?
We've travelled his subconcious.

Q: If you gave number 5 $1000 dollars what would they do?
She'd probably buy a bigger fan

Where did you meet...
1. Haven't met him in person, but Itachi has spoken of him.
2. Naruto? I spoke to him first in person inside his own head.
3. DA chat
4. Haven't met
5. DA chat
6. DA chat
7. Soul Society
8. DA chat
9. DA Chat

Answer it...
Is 1 cute?
... Oo

Would you date 2?
No. Why would I date my child?!

Has 3 ever been out of Konoha?
Yeah, when he helped rescue Gaara

What City does 4 live in?
Konoha

Describe 5 ?
One cool kunoichi.

Does 6 have a video game system?
Does Dance Dance Revolution count?

Does 7 wear makeup?
Yes, nail varnish.

Does 8 play Guitar Hero?
Probably

How is 9 ?
Similar age to Naruto?

Does...

1. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No. He's got no room for lurve.

2. plan to get Married?
Either to Hinata or to Sakura (I think he should go with the former - Sakura's mean *gets falconpunched by Sakura*)

3. kiss your ex?
I don't have an ex.

4. Have a crush on you?
I hope to God he doesn't.

5. Ice-skate?
If she did, that'd make an interesting combo with her fan in combat.

6. Have a younger sibling?
Maybe.

7. Have ghosts in their house?
Of the dead Uchiha he slaughetered? Possibly, but does her have high enough spiritual powers to sense them?

8. Have a pet ?
Probably a little panda

9. Have done something you will never forget?
Don't think so


1. A girl?
That is debateable

2. Homeschooled?
Nah, he went to the Acadmey.

3. Sexy?
Ummmm...I don't know what to write here *moves on*

4. A maid?
Pfft *tries not to laugh*

5. A super genius?
With a fan.

6. Stupid?
Nope.

7. Gay?
Some say yes, I say no.

8. Bi?
No

9. strong?
She has a great hidden potential.

What if...

1. kissed you?
I'd die all over again. And it wouldn't be an honourable one.

2. Tried to kiss you?
I would be very frightened.

3. this person died?
I'd stop watching Naruto (the series) altogether.

4. Went insane?
What difference would that make *gets stabbed*

5. Egged your house?
How would she manage that with a fan, I wonder

6. Lived with you?
That would be very weird, but he could act as a can opener? *gets shot by bone bullets*

7. Was a nerd?
He's not a nerd; he's the genius of the Uchiha Clan

8. Was your parent?
I'm not sure

9. laughed at you ?
I'd laugh back

would he/ she?

1. run around naked for fun?
I certainly hope not.

2. jump off a cliff?
No, but he might get chucked off by Jiraiya, AND NO, JIRAIYA, I DON'T ACCEPT YOU APOLOGY!!!!

3. kill someone?
Only if they were threatening someone precious to him.

4. eat dog crap?
He's too dignified to do that.

5. have a baby?
With Shikamaru maybe?

6. give you the finger?
Bone finger perhaps?

7. hit you?
Only if I really REALLY provoked him?

8. take you shopping?
No, that'd be strange.

9. kiss your ex?
Ewww, I hope not.